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George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall.
** Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
On the bottom. 
** What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire cracker 
** What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
** What did King George think of the American colonist?
He thought they were revolting! 
** How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?
The Boston Flea Party. 

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** What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?
Yankee Doodler. 
** Why did British soldiers wear red coat?
So they could hide in the tomatoes. 
** What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?
A fire cracker! 
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** What’s red, white, blue and ugly?
The Revolutionery Warthog. 
** What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
Hi, Pop! 
** What was General Washington’s favourite tree?
The Infantry. 
** What did the big firecracker say to little firecracker?
My pop is bigger than your pop! 
** What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting! 
** Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
A duck family, Because it had a quack in it! 
** John Hancock was the only person to actually sign the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 1776. The other signers did not sign it until August 2nd, 1776 or even later. 
** How was the good at the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! 
** Why did Paul Revere ride from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry. 
** What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
The infantry. 
** What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle. 
** Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
They’re both cracked. 
** What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?
** Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down 
**What is the best time to have a parade?
** Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th 
** Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom! 
** What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?
Fire crackers! 
** What do firemen put in their soup?

4th of July Quotes

  • Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
  • He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself.
  • This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
  • May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day USA
  • A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master.
  • Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
  • Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
  • Few me have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.4th July 2016
  • If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

Fourth July 2016 Poems

  • In a free and republican government, you cannot restrain the voice of the multitude.
  • It is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favors.
  • Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
  • Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, Religion and Morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of Patriotism, who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness, these firmest props of the duties of Men and Citizens. The mere Politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them. A volume could not trace all their connections with private and public felicity. ... And let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.** Where did 
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